Friday, April 01, 2005

The Merry Prankster

Here’s a joke to make you drool
I played it on an April fool
I put plastic wrap on the toilet seat
thought the trick was pretty neat
an hour later, splashed with pee
turns out the fool was really me.
Here’s a prank that’s lots of fun
set the bathroom scale to show a ton
when mom steps on it, you say "moo"
but here’s what else you need to do
when she sees the scale has lied
it may be best if you choose to hide.
If you use these tricks on anyone
make sure that you are set to run
some people make not like your style
so make sure you can run for quite a while.

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