Hey Atticus, where the heck 'ya been?

It's an old story: Boy eating box of popcorn,
boy gets mauled by dog...


boy eats dog and has a lemonade.
boy calls out all takers,
monsters would rather hide in closet.
Pirates decide (wisely) to be friendly.
Tigers try to squash boy....and the kid cuddles with his pal on the ride home.